- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

kennah campion... being nice

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A van drives into a car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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