Get on the boat.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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