Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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