What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Your mom.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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I just drank a cola.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A Serbian Film

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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