A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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VAL SUCKS

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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