Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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