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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Girls soccer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

what do you call a black guy african american

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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