I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

knock, knock whos there child molestor

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Refrigerator

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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