- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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