What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Dyslexia ruels!

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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