- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

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