A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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