A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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