- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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