Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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