why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Your face

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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