what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Nah

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Justin Bieber.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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