- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why am I writing this...im bored

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

I work at jcpenny

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

why do mexicans get made fun of

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

I killed someone on minecraft.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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