- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Praise Paisley

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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