Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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Anti Joke

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