What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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my mind's eye?

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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