- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

u suck

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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