What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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ask me if im a door yes

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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