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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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