So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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