- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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