What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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White men's rights

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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