Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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The Oakland Raiders

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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800 people died last year. end of story

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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