There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Cancer.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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