- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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