Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Albert <3 Hunter

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

when debbie meets downer

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A baby seal walks into a club.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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