- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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