why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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