seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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