- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What is the difference?

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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