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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Sarah Jessica Parker

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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