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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

womens rights.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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