I will create more jobs for americans

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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