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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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