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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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