What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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