- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ken wins!

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

anus

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Women's rights

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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