- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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