What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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