fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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