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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Penis.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What did death say to life? Go die

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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