Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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hi joshua

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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