What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

PICKLES

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Your mom.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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