Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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A dyslexic blind man

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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