What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

You have friends

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

woman's rights

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Skrillex.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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