feminists.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Skrillex.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

woman's rights

You have friends

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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