What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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