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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am very humble.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

An Italian leaves the mofia

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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