- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

a skinny sumo wrestler

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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