how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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