- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

retard

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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