- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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