how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Whats green? The color green.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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