- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

How do you spell eight? 8

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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