- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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