A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Replacement Referees

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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