what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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