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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

I? Everett

Politics

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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