Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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