What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Suck pussy

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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