- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama is so fat she died

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Facebook How i met my mother

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Link ate ink to make him sink.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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