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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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