Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Is maynaise an instrument?

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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