- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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