- Anti Joke

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Jebron Lames.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.