Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

homosexuals are gay

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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