whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Penis.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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