A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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